Official support for unreasonable people
Get official approval for your worst ideas.
Turn your most questionable life choices into personalized, official-looking documents. All the authority of bureaucracy. Absolutely none of the legal standing.
Personalized PDFs from $7 · For entertainment only
Our founding promises
Your story. Personalized paperwork.
Real comedy. Zero legal authority.
Made to print, gift, or share.
01 / The document registry
There’s a form
for that.
Dating disasters. Financial gymnastics. Confidence without supporting evidence. Choose the document that fits your case.
Illustrative ruling / DB–001
“The transatlantic trip is approved under Cultural Enrichment.”
Evidence: one very expensive flight. A man met twice. An impressive commitment to the plot.
Finding: emotionally deductible*
*Not actually tax-deductible. Please do not send this to your accountant.
Romantic interpretation
Certificate of Delusion
For when the bartender was definitely flirting. Definitely.
Creative accounting
Emotional Expense Report
That $600 flight to Paris? File it under personal development.
Case closure
Situationship Termination Notice
Close the investigation into someone who cannot locate the reply button.
Repeat offenses
Bad Decision Permit
Written authorization to make the same mistake. One more time.
Self-assessment
Notice of Unreasonable Confidence
You are a ten. The Bureau will not be taking questions.
02 / Filing fees
Make it official-ish.
Start with a digital certificate. Printed documents and video rulings are planned next; no imaginary delivery promises.
The digital dossier
Your delusion. In writing.
A personalized comedy certificate for your questionable decision, ready to download, print, or send to the group chat.
Review and delivery timing are listed with each product.
The paper trail
$24A physical certificate, printed, stamped, and mailed. For decisions that deserve wall space.
Planned / not yet available
The full hearing
$49A personalized comedic video ruling. Your story receives the unnecessarily serious treatment it deserves.
Planned / not yet available
03 / Your next questionable move
The group chat has opinions.
We have paperwork.
Pick your document. Bring your story. Let the Bureau put a very official spin on it.
Independent comedy brand. Not a government agency. No legal, financial, or relationship advice.